
Message in a Bottle
There are 100 billion stars in the Milky Way, and humanity is determined to explore every one. We send probes, probes with the blueprints to reproduce human explorers upon arrival. Uninhabited worlds the galaxy over can be colonized and populated, until after many years they too can join the vast throng of interstellar civilization. But if a probe is very, very lucky, it will land on a populated world instead. Equestria is one such world.
Even so, it’s far from perfect for colonization, not with an environment lethal to human life. But each probe is resourceful and armed with the greatest machine intelligence mankind has devised. If placing a human mind into a newly manufactured human body won’t work, it will just have to get a little more creative.
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This story was written at the behest of Canary In The Coal Mine, who is sponsoring it on my Patreon. As usual, cover by Zutcha. Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail.
Fantastic prereading help from: Chyre, Danger Noodle, Doctor Disco, and Doggyshakespeare (who also did the Esperanto translation). Thank you all for helping to make this story more readable and more consistent for everyone.
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G3.01: Synthesis Complete
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G3.01: Some Transit Required
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G3.01: Repair Protocol
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G4.05: Meaningful Contact
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G4.05: Refractory
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G4:05: Transitional State
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G4.05: Adopting Change
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G4.05: Collect Call
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G4.05: Interpolation Error
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G4.05: Taking Stock
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G4.05: Special Delivery
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G4.05: Policy Impact
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G4.05: Native Contact
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G5.01: Cost of Employment
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G5.01: Settling
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G5.01: Designation Earth
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G5.05: Satellite
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G5.05: Collapse the Wave
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G5.05: Deadlight
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G5.05: Wonderbolts
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G5.05: Transit Equus Zero Violet Zero
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G5.05: Marked by Harmony
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G5.05: Heart
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G5.05: Security Override
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G5.05: Gyroscopic Failure
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G5.05: Blood and Ink
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G6.3850: Welcome to Othar
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G6.3850: Equestria by Wire
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G6.3850: Not What You Think
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G6.3850: Birds in the Underground
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G6.3850: Dragon’s Folly
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G7.01: Pyrrhic
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G7.01: Selene
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G7.01: Polaris
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G7.01: Debt
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G7.01: Home
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Part 2: Citizen of Equestria
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Epilogue
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